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Dear Husband:

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for
it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that
you had quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came
home and didn't notice that I had gotten my 'hair and nails' done, cooked
your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate
in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You
don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't touch me or any thing. Either
you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm

P.S. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are moving
away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Your EX-Wife

Dear Ex-Wife

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that
you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far
cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your
constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you cut
off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You
look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say anything if you can't
say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me
confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.
I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price
tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had
just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was
$49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work
it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million
dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got
you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the
filling life you always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you
wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born
Carla. I hope that's not a problem.

Signed Rich As Hell and Free!

Detroit vs. Everybody
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right....

October 17th, 2005, 1:26 pm
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That's so mushy :oops:

Regards, Alpha| \(^o^)/
"I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts: I wanna know your name..." - Mike Binder

October 17th, 2005, 3:52 pm
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It's nice to see that romance is not dead

October 17th, 2005, 4:58 pm
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