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 Today's Funny: U Believe in Genies? 
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Post Today's Funny: U Believe in Genies?
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama Bin Laden, and Uncle Sam,
were out walking together one day. They came across a lantern, and a
Genie popped out of it.

"I will give each of you one wish -- that's three wishes
total," said the Genie.

The Canadian responded with, "I am a farmer, my dad was a
farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in

With a blink of the Genie's eye, "POOF," the land in
Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
around Afghanistan so high that no infidels, Jews, or Americans, can come into
our precious state."

Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, "POOF," there was
a huge wall around Afghanistan.

Uncle Sam (a former civil engineer) asked, "I'm very
curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explained, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high,
500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or
out -- virtually impenetrable."

Uncle Sam then made his wish: "Fill it with water."

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