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What Does Daddy Do?


Little David is in the 5th grade. Yesterday morning when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.

The teacher noticed that little David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so she asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and do it with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He plays for the Detroit Lions, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

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November 9th, 2005, 11:40 am
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laughing4.gif =D> 8-[ :crybaby:

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November 9th, 2005, 12:00 pm
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What Does Daddy Do?


Little David is in the 5th grade. Yesterday morning when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.

The teacher noticed that little David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so she asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and do it with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He plays for the Detroit Lions, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."



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After a bitter courtroom divorce custody trial, a small boy is brought in before the Judge. He looks down at the kid and says, I've decided to give your Mother full custody. The kid looks up at the Judge sadly and says, I don't want to live with my Mom, she beats me .

After this reply, the Judge calls for a break goes back to his chamber and gives the decision more thought.

When court resumes, the Judge confronts the child once again.

OK, after your remarks, I've decided to give custody to your Dad.

The kid looks up at Judge teary eyed, saying , I don't want to live with my Dad either, he beats me also.

The Judge getting a little testy and frustrated at this point looks down at the kid and ask, well , who do you want to live with?

The kid looks up at him and says, the Detroit Lions, they don't beat anyone!

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some oldies but goodies:


Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A: The Detroit Lions.


Q: What do the Detroit Lions and Billy Graham have in common?

A: The both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".


Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lions out of your yard?

A: Put up goal posts.



Q: Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?

A: To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there!



Q: What do you call a Detroit Lions with a Super Bowl ring?

A: A thief.



Q: What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.



Q: What do the Detroit Lions and possums have in common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

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