After a bitter courtroom divorce custody trial, a small boy is brought in before the Judge. He looks down at the kid and says, I've decided to give your Mother full custody. The kid looks up at the Judge sadly and says, I don't want to live with my Mom, she beats me .
After this reply, the Judge calls for a break goes back to his chamber and gives the decision more thought.
When court resumes, the Judge confronts the child once again.
OK, after your remarks, I've decided to give custody to your Dad.
The kid looks up at Judge teary eyed, saying , I don't want to live with my Dad either, he beats me also.
The Judge getting a little testy and frustrated at this point looks down at the kid and ask, well , who do you want to live with?
The kid looks up at him and says, the Detroit Lions, they don't beat anyone!