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 Hot off the Press: New Lions Q & A (funny) 
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Post Hot off the Press: New Lions Q & A (funny)
Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions &
the Taliban?
A. The Taliban have a running game

Q. How do the Detroit Lions count to 10?
A. 0-1, 0-2, 0-3, 0-4, 0-5, 0-6, 0-7, 0-8, 0-9, 0-10

Q. How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts

Q. Where do you go in Detroit in case of a tornado?
A. To Ford Field - they never get a touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a Detroit Lion with a SuperBowl ring?
A. A thief

Q. Why doesn't Flint have a professional football team?
A. Because then Detroit would want one

Q. What's the difference between the Detroit Lions and a
dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar

Q. How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Superbowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching
the SuperBowl?
A. The Detroit Lions

Q. What do the Detroit Lions and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

Q. How can you tell when the Detroit Lions are going to run
the football?
A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes.

Q. Knock knock
Who's there.
Owen
Owen Who?
A. Oh an 10.

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