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The Legendary Hero

Only 95 % of this story is True.

He was a Legend in his own mind, born Bobo Barudich < buh -rude - itch >in the Mississippi
burgh of Flatulence , where raising ear-wax for fun, pleasure, and profit was a way of life.

He stood 7' 1" at the collar and 295 lbs of sleek cellulite. Bobo looked and
smelled like a giant pumpkin head especially when he wore orange and
brown <to hide food stains >.
Bobo changed his name for originality thinking it would get him a fat movie
contract . Starring role as a loosing "head" coach in a pee wee league was a
life long goal.. Getting all the Edsel parts he could drag home on his skateboard
was an added bonus.

Because of his physical prowess, running was prohibitive . Bobo's ears subbed as a
pair of hands and arms that were perfect for throwing interceptions. One would think a
that pair of ears was extraordinary for hearing < complaints >. Sadly, both were stone
deaf.
BUT, those ears were incapable of a simple hand off .... and it made him a selfish ball hog.

Bobo was revered as genius in an eclectic circle of one. He fell into obscurity and dispair
after winning 4 games by default . Default is defined as : WCF and MM partying out of town
in Fiji.

GO pussycats !

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November 25th, 2005, 11:00 am
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