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Farmington Hills, MI (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the
center of a courtroom drama in Farmington Hills, MI yesterday
when he challenged a court ruling over who should have
custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his
parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his Aunt,
in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring
that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy
surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat
him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live
with her.
When the judge then suggested that he live with his
grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and
learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of
life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of
allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer
with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary
custody to the Detroit Lions football team, whom the
boy firmly believes is not capable of beating anyone.

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December 6th, 2005, 1:16 pm
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LOL :lol:

Predictable joke, but funny.....

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December 6th, 2005, 5:11 pm
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You had me going for a while there :shock:

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December 6th, 2005, 7:47 pm
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December 7th, 2005, 7:21 am
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