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 Lions 2006 schedule ( joke ) 
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My brother emailed this to me. I don't like him anymore

Begin forwarded message:

>
> 2006 Lions SCHEDULE
>
> September
> 14................Taft Junior High School
>
> 21................Cub Scout Troop #101
> 28................Detroit Blind Academy
> October
> 05.................Spanish American War Vets
> 12................Crippled Children's Home
> 19................Appleton Mental Hospital
> 26................Girl Scout Troop # 353
> November
> 02..................Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic
>
> 09.................Depere Boys Choir
>
> 16.................Korean Amputees
> SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME
> December
> 08..................Sheboygan Gay Boys Club
>
> ** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
> 1 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect knee > braces.
> 2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Lions must not hide the > football under their jerseys.
>
> ** RULES THE SAME FROM
> LAST YEAR **
> 1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line > for all you Lion fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 > points.
> 2 - The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all
> times.
>
> 3 - The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at > anytime.
> 4 - The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the > opposing team.
> 5 - The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three > yards or more, instead of
> the usual ten yards.
>
>
> ** NAME CHANGE **
> The Detroit Lions will be changed to the "Detroit Tampons" as they > are only good for one period and have no 2ND string.=

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January 15th, 2006, 11:22 am
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So what did your brother say our record would be???

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January 23rd, 2006, 12:56 pm
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buell17 wrote:
So what did your brother say our record would be???


New coach, so probably 7-9. will be out of the playoffs by Thanksgiving.

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January 23rd, 2006, 5:12 pm
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Same old S***

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January 23rd, 2006, 5:16 pm
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Thanks for makeing my morning. I almost spit coffee ouot on the screen. :D

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