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Post Survivor, Michigan Style
Another email..........


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Due to the popularity of the survivor show, Michigan is planning to do
its own version, entitled 'Survivor, Michigan Style."

The contestants will start in Port Huron, travel to Cadillac, Traverse City,
Boyne City, Mackinaw, Houghton Lake and then to Bay City, Flint, Pontiac, Detroit, Ann Arbor, Jackson and Lansing, then back into Port Huron.

Each will be driving a pink, Foreign-made 2-door coupe with California
plates and will have the following bumper stickers affixed to their bumpers:

* Snowmobiles are stupid
* I hate the Detroit Red Wings
* Michigan should share the Great Lakes
* I don't believe in hunting and I'm here to confiscate your guns
* All Deer Hunters are Fags

The one to make it back to Port Huron alive wins.

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January 24th, 2006, 3:56 pm
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TheRealWags wrote:
Another email..........


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Due to the popularity of the survivor show, Michigan is planning to do
its own version, entitled 'Survivor, Michigan Style."

The contestants will start in Port Huron, travel to Cadillac, Traverse City,
Boyne City, Mackinaw, Houghton Lake and then to Bay City, Flint, Pontiac, Detroit, Ann Arbor, Jackson and Lansing, then back into Port Huron.

Each will be driving a pink, Foreign-made 2-door coupe with California
plates and will have the following bumper stickers affixed to their bumpers:

* Snowmobiles are stupid
* I hate the Detroit Red Wings
* Michigan should share the Great Lakes
* I don't believe in hunting and I'm here to confiscate your guns
* All Deer Hunters are Fags

The one to make it back to Port Huron alive wins.



THAT IS NOT my idea of Michigan survivor!

MY idea of Michigan survivor is this...

Take 10 people - strip them naked - give them each a briefcase with $100,000 in it - drop them off at various places around the city of Detroit at 10pm.

Then announce it on the news!!

Whoever can get to Traverse City first with the most money wins.

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January 24th, 2006, 4:04 pm
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Post Re: Survivor, Michigan Style
LionFan57 wrote:
TheRealWags wrote:
Another email..........


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Due to the popularity of the survivor show, Michigan is planning to do
its own version, entitled 'Survivor, Michigan Style."

The contestants will start in Port Huron, travel to Cadillac, Traverse City,
Boyne City, Mackinaw, Houghton Lake and then to Bay City, Flint, Pontiac, Detroit, Ann Arbor, Jackson and Lansing, then back into Port Huron.

Each will be driving a pink, Foreign-made 2-door coupe with California
plates and will have the following bumper stickers affixed to their bumpers:

* Snowmobiles are stupid
* I hate the Detroit Red Wings
* Michigan should share the Great Lakes
* I don't believe in hunting and I'm here to confiscate your guns
* All Deer Hunters are Fags

The one to make it back to Port Huron alive wins.



THAT IS NOT my idea of Michigan survivor!

MY idea of Michigan survivor is this...

Take 10 people - strip them naked - give them each a briefcase with $100,000 in it - drop them off at various places around the city of Detroit at 10pm.

Then announce it on the news!!

Whoever can get to Traverse City first with the most money wins.


LoL.... I'd be down for that!... but I might just take the 100,000 and go home!...


January 24th, 2006, 4:07 pm
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wjb21ndtown wrote:
LoL.... I'd be down for that!... but I might just take the 100,000 and go home!...


IF you could make it home :wink:

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January 24th, 2006, 4:15 pm
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No trip to the U.P.? Pansies.

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