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 I got jokes... 
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My buddy who is serving in Iraq sent me this...good to know they can still take time to laugh :D
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A b! ig Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of
drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he
noticed
a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.
Not
only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning, a delicacy!"

The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on
vacation down here! Bring me an order!"

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving
per
day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early
tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy"!
The next morning, the cowboy retu rned, placed his order, and then that
evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After
a
few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called
to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much
smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes
the
bull wins."

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August 26th, 2004, 9:30 am
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i dont get it

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August 26th, 2004, 9:09 pm
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THAT IS MORE DISGUSTING THAN FUNNY!


August 26th, 2004, 9:26 pm
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gives me the web giggles :lol:

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August 28th, 2004, 2:19 pm
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