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 Joke of the Day 
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I might have to use that one in the future. Great Joke!


January 10th, 2013, 6:01 am
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The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban did."
Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."
Wife (really boiling now and through gritted teeth): "And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Señora........."The gardener did."
Wife: "I see, …………. how much do you want?"


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