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Commissioner of the NFL – Roger Goodell
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I do not like this Uncle Sam,
I do not like his health care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks,
or how they lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals,
I do not like their secret deals.
I do not like this speaker, Nan,
I do not like this 'YES WE CAN.'
I do not like this spending spree,
I'm smart, I know that nothing's free.
I do not like your smug replies,
when I complain about your lies.
I do not like this kind of hope.
I do not like it, nope, nope, nope!

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June 29th, 2010, 12:30 pm
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slybri19 wrote:
I do not like this Uncle Sam,
I do not like his health care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks,
or how they lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals,
I do not like their secret deals.
I do not like this speaker, Nan,
I do not like this 'YES WE CAN.'
I do not like this spending spree,
I'm smart, I know that nothing's free.
I do not like your smug replies,
when I complain about your lies.
I do not like this kind of hope.
I do not like it, nope, nope, nope!


Is that Dr. Seuss?
:wink:

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June 29th, 2010, 1:20 pm
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Nope, Dr. Sly

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July 6th, 2010, 3:40 pm
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Martha Firestone Ford
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BP's most recent attempt :lol:



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July 12th, 2010, 3:29 pm
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Can't post image links from email...

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July 12th, 2010, 3:34 pm
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steensn wrote:
Can't post image links from email...


The image is delayed for me. But, it shows up in the post. It doesn't load for you?


July 12th, 2010, 3:37 pm
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BillySims wrote:
steensn wrote:
Can't post image links from email...


The image is delayed for me. But, it shows up in the post. It doesn't load for you?


No because I'm not logged into your email so it will never find it.

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July 12th, 2010, 5:39 pm
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This is how you post a picture...

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July 12th, 2010, 6:44 pm
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steensn wrote:
This is how you post a picture...

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So steensn,

Did you call him back? LOL.

I can't find the off email link to the picture for my joke. I figured copying the image location would do it. But, it somehow attaches to my email account.


July 12th, 2010, 6:49 pm
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Wasn't directed at you... I just had a friend send it and I couldn't stop laughing...

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July 12th, 2010, 6:53 pm
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Gay probably just wanted to know who you hoped would win Dancing With The Stars since you're an avid fan of the show. :lol:

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<----suddenly became a huge fan of this thread. Hillarious stuff guys. keep it commin.

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July 13th, 2010, 12:41 pm
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Nightmares on that picture. :shock:

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July 13th, 2010, 5:47 pm
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regularjoe12 wrote:
<----suddenly became a huge fan of this thread. Hillarious stuff guys. keep it commin.


Do you need to make an announcement Joe?

Gay calls and now you like this thread? LOL.


July 13th, 2010, 6:23 pm
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California vs. Arizona

California:

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.

2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.

3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free of dangerous animals.

6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area.

7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.

8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack somehow and for letting the Governor attempt to intervene.

9. Additional cost to State of California : $75,000 to hire and train a new security agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.

10. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files suit against the State.

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Arizona:

The Governor of Arizona is jogging with her dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks her dog.

1. The Governor shoots the coyote with her State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.

2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

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And that's why California is broke.

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