Da Bears!

or was it

Duh Bears!

The Chicago Bears General Manager Jerry Angelo has been building a team sure to finish last in its division for years to come.

Cedric Benson was the least talented of the top 3 running backs in the 05' draft. Which is probably why Chicago picked him. "talent is not the issue in Chicago" Angelo said "Its about picking players who cry when you draft them" and Benson was there sniffling like a little girl. "it was really cute" Brian Urlacher said.

The bears then added WR Mark Bradley and WR Airese currie in the latter rounds. The thought process here is still being looked into. Lovie Smith Defended the moves saying " we wanted to put people next to Muhsin Muhhamad that looked bad enough to justify the money we spent on a big name receiver"..

Chicago s Head Coach was then asked about the addition of kicker Doug Brien. "Doug said he really wanted the chance to play for me." Is that a fact? Im sure it had nothing to do with the Jets taking Mike Nugent in the second round and firing his sorry butt... Angelo stepped in and defended Brien saying "Clutch kicks are not our biggest concern right now, our biggest concern is just getting a kicker out there that looks good in a Bears Uniform".

The Offense is in pretty sad shape.

Rex Grossman has durability issues, and Chad Hutchinson and Kyle Orton both lack NFL credentials... The group has 20 starts between them..

A new running back, and a new group of receivers with one of the poorest coached teams in the NFL.

Go Bears