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Boz
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Joined: September 28th, 2011, 5:57 pm Posts: 347
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 Re: Joke of the Day
I might have to use that one in the future. Great Joke!
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January 10th, 2013, 6:01 am |
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njroar
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Joined: September 25th, 2007, 3:20 am Posts: 3269
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The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze." "The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: "Jor huzban he say so." Wife: "Oh yeah?" Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" Maria: "Jor hozban did." Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?" Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed." Wife (really boiling now and through gritted teeth): "And did my husband say that as well?" Maria: "No Señora........."The gardener did." Wife: "I see, …………. how much do you want?"
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January 14th, 2013, 1:16 pm |
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LionFan57
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Joined: April 5th, 2005, 7:03 am Posts: 7411 Location: Ford Field - 35 yard line / Row 32
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 The Joke That Isn't A Joke...
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September 2nd, 2013, 8:21 am |
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LionFan57
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Joined: April 5th, 2005, 7:03 am Posts: 7411 Location: Ford Field - 35 yard line / Row 32
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September 3rd, 2013, 9:04 am |
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TheRealWags
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Joined: December 31st, 2004, 9:55 am Posts: 12534
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Quote: Detroit vs. Everybody Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right....
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September 3rd, 2013, 11:10 am |
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LionFan57
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Joined: April 5th, 2005, 7:03 am Posts: 7411 Location: Ford Field - 35 yard line / Row 32
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