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13 Reasons to Smile

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.
So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

How come we choose from just two people to run for
president and 50 for Miss America?


A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Darn...that was fun!"

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able
to tell the difference.

Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

Wouldn't you know it...
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FATcells live forever.

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed in a federal building?

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"If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier !!"

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April 14th, 2005, 12:57 pm
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lol...thanks Mike :lol:

One reminded me of the:

Don't argue with an idiot; they will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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April 14th, 2005, 1:02 pm
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Those are awesome. Thanx.

I, personally, would like to be able to reflect on the 8th one, but I just don't seem to be.

Chunky Dunk. I almost wet myself. Funny stuff man.

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April 14th, 2005, 1:04 pm
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These are funny. I like the Guess shirt joke.


April 14th, 2005, 1:06 pm
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LionFan57 wrote:
These are funny. I like the Guess shirt joke.


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I would never make such an insensitive comment [-(

:^o

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